hairy brain

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A fancy way to call your junk bag. It’s also called the bald eagle, the gerbil bag, and sometimes the meat locker. It’s basically your testes’ home.

My hairy brain is the reason I failed algebra.

I told my dad his hairy brain was the size of a donkey’s butt.

My teacher said my hairy brain was so big it could hold a whole class.

When your junk is squished so hard it looks like a hairy brain. It’s like your testes are screaming for help.

My hairy brain looked like a raccoon got into my pants.

After my mom squeezed my hairy brain, I cried for 10 minutes.

My hairy brain was so big, it looked like a hairy monkey brain.

When a guy grabs his junk and pulls it until it looks like a hairy brain. It’s like your testes are dancing in a hairy brain party.

My hairy brain looked like a hairy brain party.

My brother pulled his hairy brain so hard, it looked like a hairy brain explosion.

I pulled my hairy brain until my testes were waving at me.