Hairy bowling ball

My cousin’s hairball looks like a coconut that got run over by a goat.

I saw a coconut in the trash and it looked like it had been kicked by a goat.

My dog brought me a coconut and it smelled like a goat’s armpit.

That coconut looked like it had been thrown at a bald man’s head and missed.

I dropped my coconut on the floor and it looked like it had been thrown at a bald man’s head.

My neighbor’s coconut looked like it had been tossed at a bald man’s head.

That coconut looked like it had been used in a fight and it lost.

I saw a coconut on the ground and it looked like it had been in a fight.

My brother used a coconut in a fight and it lost.