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A fuzzy wet patch of pubes you wish you could scrape off your face.
My cousin’s hairy booger looked like a raccoon’s butt.
I saw my dad’s hairy booger and threw up.
That hairy booger was so gross, I called the cops.
Hairy booger
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A hairy chunk of gunk that smells like old socks and regret.
My sister’s hairy booger was so bad, I left the room.
I got a hairy booger in my eye and cried like a baby.
My teacher’s hairy booger made the whole class laugh.
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A fuzzy, sticky, stinky mess that comes out when you least expect it.
I got a hairy booger on my shirt and it won’t come off.
My dog ran into my hairy booger and ran away screaming.
My brother’s hairy booger was so big, it looked like a monster.