hairy booby ghandi

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A baldheaded idiot who thinks he's cool because he has a mustache and a beard like a goat.

My uncle is hairy booby ghandi. He wears a tuxedo to the grocery store.

At the bus stop, he yelled at the driver for not knowing who he was.

He tried to start a band called 'The Fuzzy Fools' and it failed.

A man so hairy he looks like a raccoon who got stuck in a blender and forgot to come out.

He came to my birthday party and tried to talk to my dog.

He posted a selfie with a cat on his head and called it 'the ultimate power.'

He started a fight at the gym because the treadmill was too clean.

A guy who looks like he rolled in a hedge and forgot to wash off the leaves.

He showed up to my mom's yoga class and sat in the middle of the mat.

He tried to teach my little brother how to be a wizard and it went bad.

He texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me about his new beard.

A man with so much hair he looks like he was born in a forest and never left.

He came to my school play and sat in the front row.

He tried to be my dad's best friend and it didn't work.

He posted a video of himself doing the chicken dance in a tree.

A guy who is so hairy he looks like a hairy monster from a bad cartoon.

He showed up to my soccer game and sat on the sidelines.

He tried to teach my dog how to speak and it failed.

He texted me a photo of his hair and said it was 'the ultimate power.'