hairy bonbon

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a gross mass of hair stuck in your mouth like a monster ate a sock and threw up in your face
My cousin's hairy bonbon looked like a spider had a baby in there.
I tried to talk and my hairy bonbon just screamed at me.
He had a hairy bonbon so bad I thought he was trying to grow a beard inside his mouth.
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a chunk of hair so big it should have its own social media page and a therapist
Her hairy bonbon had more hair than my dog.
He had a hairy bonbon so big it blocked his view of the TV.
My friend's hairy bonbon was like a mini tornado in his mouth.
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the worst thing to ever happen to your mouth, like it got hit by a hairbrush and a curse
I had a hairy bonbon so bad I could barely breathe through my nose.
He had a hairy bonbon that looked like it was trying to escape his mouth.
My sister's hairy bonbon was so bad it made her look like a mad scientist.
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