Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

1
The worst part of watching porn when some guy’s butt is in your face like it’s trying to tell you a bedtime story. Makes you want to punch the screen.
My cousin said it looked like a pig got stuck in a blender.
My mom walked in and said, 'What is that? Is that a butthole?'
My friend said it was like watching a donkey take a dump.
2
A guy’s butt in your face while he’s going at it like it’s a warzone. It’s like the worst part of a bad dream.
My brother said it looked like a toilet seat had a tantrum.
My friend said it was like watching a goat get hit by a truck.
My mom said it was the worst thing she had ever seen.
3
When you’re watching porn and some guy’s butt is right there like it’s trying to be the main character. It’s not cool. It’s just gross.
My friend said it looked like a burger had a meltdown.
My sister said it was like a sad clown got stuck in a blender.
My dad said it was like watching a pig get spanked.
xs