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a guy whose butt crack looks like a forest
I saw him at the park and thought he was a yeti.
He sat next to me on the bus and I almost jumped out of my skin.
My mom called him a walking raccoon den.
hairy blifkin boy
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a human who smells like a sweaty sock drawer
He walked in and the whole room got distracted.
I asked him if he had a pet goat in his pants.
My dog ran out of the house screaming.
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a person who looks like they rolled in a hedgehog and forgot to shower
He came to my birthday party and I thought it was a horror movie.
My friend said he looked like a monster from a nightmare.
He sat down and my chair got a new personality.