hairy black manatee

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When a big guy and a bigger lady have a messy make-out session on a bunk bed like it's a wrestling match
My cousin had a hairy black manatee with his cousin's girlfriend on the top bunk. It looked like a warzone.
My brother said he did a hairy black manatee with his neighbor's mom on his old bed. He said it was like a horror movie.
I saw my uncle doing a hairy black manatee with his ex on the couch. The neighbors called the cops.
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When a white guy gets it on with a huge black lady like she's going to eat him whole
My dad said he did a hairy black manatee with his coworker's mom. He said it was like a meatball sub with extra sauce.
My uncle told me he did a hairy black manatee with a lady at the gym. He said he felt like a snack.
My cousin's friend did a hairy black manatee with a woman who worked at the mall. He said it was like a food fight.
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When you brush your teeth after eating out of a lady's snatch and it smells like a garbage can
I did a hairy black manatee with my friend's sister and my mouth smelled like a dead raccoon.
My brother did a hairy black manatee with his teacher and had to rinse his mouth out with bleach.
I did a hairy black manatee with my neighbor and my breath was so bad, my dog ran away.
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