Hairy bits

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Any part of your body that’s got hair or any part that people think has hair, even if it doesn’t.
My cousin’s toe hair is like a jungle. I don’t know why he shaves his head but leaves his toes alone.
I told my mom she had hairy bits on her legs and she yelled at me.
My dog’s butt is a hairy bit. I swear it’s got more hair than my uncle’s chest.
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A body part that’s got hair or something that people swear has hair, even if it doesn’t.
My teacher said my arm hair was a hairy bit. I told her I didn’t know I had that much hair.
My brother’s eyebrow is a hairy bit. It’s like a tiny beard on top of his head.
I called my dad’s nose a hairy bit. He said I was being rude.
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A thing that people say has hair on it, even if it’s just a little bit or not at all.
My friend’s ear is a hairy bit. It’s got like three hairs and I make fun of it every day.
I told my mom’s foot was a hairy bit and she said I was weird.
My cat’s tail is a hairy bit. It’s got so much hair it looks like a brush.
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A part of you or something else that people think has hair on it, even if it doesn’t or it’s just a little.
I said my uncle’s elbow was a hairy bit. He said I was being mean.
My dad’s belly is a hairy bit. It’s got so much hair it looks like a carpet.
I called my sister’s wrist a hairy bit. She said I was being annoying.
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A part of your body or something else that has hair or people think has hair, even if they’re lying.
I told my brother his neck was a hairy bit. He said I was being fake.
My mom said my leg was a hairy bit. I said she was being weird.
I called my dog’s ear a hairy bit. He looked at me like I was crazy.
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