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A guy who smells like a wet dog and thinks a beard is a fashion statement.
He rode up to me like he owned the road and said, 'You look like you need a beard.' I said, 'You look like you need a bath.'
He tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'chic.' She called him 'disgusting.'
He asked me if I wanted a ride, but I said no because he smelled like a landfill.