Hairy Berry

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Hairy Berry is the stuff you poop out that looks like a mix of hair and fruit, and you have no idea why it’s there!

I looked in the toilet and it was like a hairy berry explosion. What did I eat?

My kid’s poop had hairy berries in it. I’m gonna kill him.

I pooped out a hairy berry and it had a face. I think it was judging me.

Hairy Berry is when a guy’s trying to get a woman from behind, and it’s like a hairy berry factory in there!

He was giving her the hairy berry treatment and she was screaming like a baby.

I saw my uncle doing the hairy berry thing and it was like a horror movie.

He said he was giving her the hairy berry and she said she was going to get him back.

Hairy Berry is when your lady parts are full of hair and crabs, like a jungle in there!

My girlfriend said she had a hairy berry and I ran out of the room.

I looked at her and said, 'You got a hairy berry? I’m not gonna touch you.'

She came home with a hairy berry and I said, 'You’re gonna die from that.'