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When you yank your pants up so high your nuts hang out like a fat kid's lunch bag and your wiener is tucked safely out of sight. You also make sure some random person notices your stupid move.
My uncle did this at the grocery store and got yelled at by a grandma.
He did it in front of the whole class during gym class.
He pulled it off in the middle of a restaurant and made a waitress drop a tray.