Hairy Belt Buckle

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When you yank your pants up so high your nuts hang out like a fat kid's lunch bag and your wiener is tucked safely out of sight. You also make sure some random person notices your stupid move.
My uncle did this at the grocery store and got yelled at by a grandma.
He did it in front of the whole class during gym class.
He pulled it off in the middle of a restaurant and made a waitress drop a tray.
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You lift your pants up so high your balls are dangling like a sad dog and your meat is hidden. You also make sure someone else sees it and gets confused.
My cousin did it at the mall and a kid asked if he was a monster.
He did it in the middle of a football game and got booed.
He did it during a Zoom call and his boss asked what was wrong.
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You yank up your pants so hard your nuts are hanging out and your wiener is hiding. You also make sure someone sees it and gets distracted.
He did it in front of his girlfriend and she ran away.
He pulled it off at the park and a kid started laughing.
He did it in a meeting and everyone looked confused.
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