HAIRY BARBARIAN

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a wild man from Kazakhstan who loses his pubes like they're on fire during butt sex

My cousin’s hairy barbarian phase is over because he burned his hairs off like a cheeseburger in the microwave

He said he felt like a flamingo in a toaster during his first time

My uncle texted me: 'Just came out of the shower and looked like a bald eagle that got into a fight'

a Kazakh man who loses his hairs like they're being eaten by a hungry goat during butt sex

My brother's hairs turned into smoke during butt sex

He said his hairs screamed and ran away

My mom saw him and said, 'He looked like a goat that lost its fur in a fire'

a man from Kazakhstan who loses his hairs like they're getting trampled by a herd of elephants during butt sex

My dad's hairs turned into dust during his first time

He said he felt like a hairless man in a tornado

His friend texted him: 'You looked like a sad carpet that got stepped on by elephants'