Hairy Banger

My uncle’s Hairy Banger is so bad, it looks like he got tangled in a thorn bush.

She said his Hairy Banger was like a raccoon’s nest.

I saw it and thought it was a spider infestation.

That Hairy Banger could light up a whole room if it caught on fire.

He walked in with his Hairy Banger and I almost screamed.

It was like he had a forest growing out of his crotch.

I saw his Hairy Banger and I instantly regretted everything.

That Hairy Banger looked like it had a life of its own.

I almost cried when I saw his Hairy Banger.