hairy bagle

My cousin’s hairy bagle is so bad, I almost fainted.

He said he’d bring snacks, but it was just his hairy bagle and a bag of shame.

I walked past the hairy bagle and now I have a headache and a new enemy.

I saw his hairy bagle and now I know why he never dates anyone.

He bragged about his workout, but his hairy bagle was the real MVP.

She texted me and said, 'I saw your dad’s hairy bagle and I’m out.'

He walked in and his hairy bagle screamed, 'I’ve been waiting for you.'

She took one look and said, 'I’m leaving. I can’t handle this hairy bagle.'

The teacher turned around and saw the hairy bagle and started crying.