Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A woman's crotch that looks like it was attacked by a bear with a chainsaw.

My aunt’s hairy axe wound smells like old socks and regret.

He called her a hairy axe wound in front of her mom.

She showed up to the party with a hairy axe wound and a bottle of cheap wine.

2

A hairy vagina that looks like it was carved out with a rusty axe.

My ex’s hairy axe wound was so bad, I almost left the room.

She said I had a hairy axe wound and I believed her.

He texted me, ‘You look like a hairy axe wound today.’

3

A lady’s crotch that’s so hairy, it looks like an axe cut through a forest.

My cousin’s hairy axe wound was so bad, I got a headache just looking at it.

She said I had the hairy axe wound of a thousand pubes.

He called her a hairy axe wound and she laughed in his face.

4

A woman’s front hole that’s messy, hairy, and looks like it was slashed open with a rusty axe.

Her hairy axe wound was so bad, I almost cried.

He said I had a hairy axe wound and I took it as a compliment.

She walked in with a hairy axe wound and a coffee.

5

A woman’s messy crotch that looks like it was hit by a bear with a rusty axe.

She showed up with a hairy axe wound and a bottle of wine.

He called me a hairy axe wound and I laughed.

My sister’s hairy axe wound was so bad, I got a headache.

6

A woman’s crotch that looks like it was hacked open with a rusty axe on her period.

Her hairy axe wound was so bad, I almost ran out of the room.

He called her a hairy axe wound and she called him a loser.

She showed up with a hairy axe wound and a bag of chips.

7

A lady’s messy front hole that’s hairy and looks like it was torn open by a bear.

She showed up with a hairy axe wound and a bottle of cheap wine.

He said I had the hairy axe wound of a thousand pubes.

My mom’s hairy axe wound was so bad, I got a headache.