Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman's nasty, bushy, smelly, hair-filled hole. It looks like an ax just ran through it.

My cousin’s hairy ax wound smells like old socks and regret.

I saw her hairy ax wound and ran away screaming.

That hairy ax wound was so bad, it had its own zip code.

2

A woman’s front hole with enough hair to start a forest fire. It’s like an ax wound but with more hairspray.

Her hairy ax wound looked like a bad haircut gone wrong.

He got distracted by her hairy ax wound and forgot to eat.

She showed me her hairy ax wound and I cried.

3

A woman’s front hole that’s so hairy, it’s like a jungle. Especially when it’s bleeding.

Her hairy ax wound looked like a disaster zone.

He told me he had a date with a hairy ax wound and it didn’t go well.

I saw her hairy ax wound and it gave me a headache.

4

A woman’s front hole full of hair and mess. It’s like an ax wound with a beard.

She showed me her hairy ax wound and I got a nosebleed.

That hairy ax wound was so bad, it made me think about dying.

His mom’s hairy ax wound was the reason he dropped out of school.

5

A woman’s front hole that looks like it was attacked by a bear. It’s hairy and full of shame.

Her hairy ax wound was so bad, it had its own Twitter account.

He said her hairy ax wound was the worst he’d ever seen.

That hairy ax wound made me want to take a nap.

6

A woman’s front hole that looks like it was shaved by a drunk man. It’s hairy, wild, and full of pain.

Her hairy ax wound made me feel like I was in a horror movie.

He told me he had a date with a hairy ax wound and it ended in tears.

That hairy ax wound was so bad, I got a headache just looking at it.

7

A woman’s front hole so hairy, it’s like a wild animal. It looks like it was slashed by an ax and left to grow back.

She showed me her hairy ax wound and I lost my appetite.

He got distracted by her hairy ax wound and forgot to work.

That hairy ax wound was so bad, it had its own Facebook page.