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A college guy who gets a boner when his roommate passes out from too much partying and then sticks his finger up his butt while he’s asleep.
My roommate woke up with a finger in his butt and no memory of the night before. #HairyAssmaster
I saw my friend’s roommate sneaking into his room with a flashlight and a hand. #HairyAssmaster
He said he was just ‘checking for bed bugs’ but we all know what he was really doing. #HairyAssmaster