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A college guy who gets a boner when his roommate passes out from too much partying and then sticks his finger up his butt while he’s asleep.
My roommate woke up with a finger in his butt and no memory of the night before. #HairyAssmaster
I saw my friend’s roommate sneaking into his room with a flashlight and a hand. #HairyAssmaster
He said he was just ‘checking for bed bugs’ but we all know what he was really doing. #HairyAssmaster
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A guy who’s too scared to come out as gay but still thinks he’s cool.
He told me he was just ‘into guys’ but still dates girls. #HairyAssmaster
He says he’s straight but cries when I mention his ex. #HairyAssmaster
He’s got a crush on me but still flirts with my friend. #HairyAssmaster
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A guy who loves butts and doesn’t care who knows it.
He told me he’d take a butt over a girl any day. #HairyAssmaster
He stares at my backside in class like it’s the last meal on Earth. #HairyAssmaster
He asked me if I wanted to try ‘butt tasting’ after school. #HairyAssmaster
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