Hairy Ass Gorilla

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My grandma is a hairy ass gorilla. She’s fat as a pig, tall as a house, and fast enough to make a cop cry.
My grandma can run a marathon in her pajamas.
She eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for ice cream.
She once drove a truck through a wall and didn’t even flinch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy ass gorilla is my grandma. She’s like a monster from a horror movie, but she’s also my favorite person.
She once broke a chair just by sitting on it.
She can out-sprint a dog and still have time to yell at me.
She eats three pies for breakfast and still has energy to fight.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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My grandma is a hairy ass gorilla. She’s so big, she could bench press a car and still have time to cuss me out.
She once ran a marathon in her socks and beat me by 10 miles.
She eats an entire cake in one bite and still has room for a sandwich.
She once drove a truck through a wall and laughed about it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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