hairy artifact

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A smelly old bone covered in cat fur from when you had sex on New Years Eve with a Maine coon in a snowstorm

My cousin’s hairy artifact is in the attic. It smells like a dead sock and a raccoon had a baby in it.

My ex sent me a picture of his hairy artifact. I threw up in a taco.

I found a hairy artifact under my bed. It was from my brother and his cat. I don’t want to know.

A gross old thing that looks like a dead penis with fur from when you got caught having sex with a cat on New Years Eve

My uncle’s hairy artifact is on display. It’s got a sign that says ‘Do not touch or you will regret it.’

My neighbor’s hairy artifact is in a jar. He says it’s cursed. I believe him.

My friend’s hairy artifact is in a museum. They charge money to look at it.

A smelly old thing that looks like a dead cat had sex with a dead man on New Years Eve in a snowstorm in Maine

My hairy artifact is in my closet. It growls at me when I open the door.

My teacher’s hairy artifact is on her desk. She says it’s from her first love.

My hairy artifact is in the garage. My dog won’t go near it.