hairy armed monster

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A woman with arms full of hair and a face like a rat. She’s tiny, smells like a trash can, and has boobs that look like they belong to a cow. She’s usually named Elaine and turns people into her mess by flailing her hairy arms like she’s having a meltdown.
My gym teacher is a hairy armed monster. She flails her arms and screams at us for not doing push-ups.
Elaine walked into the bar and flailed her arms like she was trying to knock out the lights.
I saw a hairy armed monster at the mall. She flailed her arms and knocked over a whole display of candy.
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A tiny, greasy, hairy-armed woman who looks like she crawled out of a sewer. She has big boobs and hates everyone. She swings her hairy arms at people like they owe her money.
That hairy armed monster in my class flailed her arms and yelled at me for eating chips.
Elaine flailed her hairy arms at the bus driver and got thrown off the bus.
The hairy armed monster at the grocery store flailed her arms and knocked over three people.
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A woman who looks like a greasy, hairy, tiny monster. Her arms are full of hair, and her boobs are huge. She flails her arms at people like they’re her enemies. She’s usually named Elaine and is the worst.
Elaine flailed her hairy arms at the principal and got suspended.
My neighbor is a hairy armed monster. She flailed her arms and yelled at the mailman.
The hairy armed monster at the park flailed her arms and scared all the kids.
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