hairy anus

My cousin's butt looked like it had been peed on by a skunk and stepped on by a donkey.

That guy’s backside is so gross, it makes the school janitor look like a beauty queen.

I saw my dog’s butt and it reminded me why I don’t eat breakfast food for dinner.

My brother’s butt is so hairy, it looks like it’s trying to start a forest fire.

I saw my neighbor’s butt and it looked like a hairy monster was hiding in his pants.

My grandma’s backside is so hairy, it makes the hair on my head look like it’s on vacation.

That guy’s butt is so gross, it could make a vampire cry.

My dog’s backside looks like it’s been dipped in a soup of dirt and hair.

My dad’s rear end is so hairy, it’s like a hairy monkey took a dump in a gym.