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If we rip out every hair on his head and face he might actually run faster and not look like a confused raccoon

My barber said if I shave my head I'll look like a confused raccoon

He tried to run with a full beard and tripped on a noodle

Shaving his head made him look like he lost a bet with a goat

If we take all his hair and throw it in the trash he might move quicker and not look like a lost sock

He looked like a lost sock with a beard and a head full of hair

Shaving him made him look like a sock that got tossed in the laundry

He ran faster after losing his hair like it was a curse

If we give him a bald head and a clean face he might zoom like a rocket and not look like a confused squirrel

He looked like a confused squirrel with a beard and a wild head

After shaving he ran like a rocket and left me in the dust

He looked like a squirrel that got stuck in a blender