Hairway to Hell

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A tiny strip of hair that runs from your belly button to your junk. Usually means you’ve got a wild animal down there.
My hairway to hell is like a path through a forest of pubes.
I took a selfie and my hairway to hell was the only thing that saved the photo.
My hairway to hell is so obvious, my mom called me out on it during a Zoom call.
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That little trail of hair that leads from your navel straight to your man parts. A warning sign of a hairy beast.
My hairway to hell is like a road made of tiny hairs.
My girlfriend says my hairway to hell looks like a highway for spiders.
I drew a map and my hairway to hell was the main route.
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The tiny hair bridge connecting your belly button to your junk. A sign you're about to get wild.
My hairway to hell is like a bridge made of hair.
I showed my hairway to hell to my friend, and he asked if I was a monkey.
My hairway to hell is so thick, I could ride a bike on it.
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