hairum scarum

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a fancy way to say a woman’s bush looks like it was attacked by a wild animal and a bad haircut

My girlfriend’s hairum scarum looks like a raccoon gave her a perm.

I saw my mom’s hairum scarum and I almost cried.

My ex’s hairum scarum was so bad, I think it caused a traffic jam.

when a woman’s pubic hair is so messy, it looks like it was dipped in glue and stepped on by a donkey

My sister’s hairum scarum is like a spiderweb made of spaghetti.

I walked in on my dad’s friend’s hairum scarum and I almost had a heart attack.

My girlfriend’s hairum scarum is so bad, it gave me nightmares.

a term for when a woman’s pubic hair is so out of control, it looks like it was grown by a mad scientist

My neighbor’s hairum scarum is so wild, it has a life of its own.

I tried to brush my hairum scarum, and it brushed back.

My hairum scarum is so bad, I think it’s plotting against me.

a word for when a woman’s pubic hair looks like it was kicked by a horse and then set on fire

My hairum scarum looks like it was in a war.

I told my brother about my hairum scarum, and he ran away screaming.

My hairum scarum is so bad, I think it’s going to start a rebellion.

a name for when a woman’s pubic hair is so unruly, it looks like it was grown by a goat in a tornado

My hairum scarum is like a goat’s beard in a hurricane.

I took a picture of my hairum scarum, and my friend laughed so hard, he fell off the couch.

I think my hairum scarum is trying to take over the world.

a description for when a woman’s pubic hair looks like it was stolen by a monster and never returned

My hairum scarum looks like it was taken by a monster from a horror movie.

I told my mom about my hairum scarum, and she said, 'I’ve seen worse.'

My hairum scarum is so bad, I think it’s haunted.