Hairtork

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Hairtork is when you grab a girl by the ponytail and the back of her head like a vice and slam her face into your crotch so hard her teeth rattle and her nose bleeds.
He hairtorked her in the hallway after math class.
She got hairtorked by her crush during lunch.
He hairtorked her so hard the principal heard it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairtork means you yank her ponytail and smash her face into your junk until her brain feels like it's going to leak out her ears.
He hairtorked her in the parking lot after the party.
She hairtorked him during gym class.
He hairtorked her so hard she missed the bus.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairtork is when you grab her by the hair and the back of her head and face-plant her into your cock like it's a meat grinder.
He hairtorked her in the bathroom during lunch.
She hairtorked him during recess.
He hairtorked her so hard the teacher had to break it up.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairtork is when you yank her ponytail and bonk her face into your junk so hard it feels like you're fighting a chicken with a mouth full of teeth.
He hairtorked her in the hallway after the bell rang.
She hairtorked him during study hall.
He hairtorked her so hard the janitor came running.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairtork is when you grab her by the hair and slam her face into your cock like it's a meat pie and you're a meat-eating monster.
He hairtorked her in the library during silent reading.
She hairtorked him during science class.
He hairtorked her so hard the lights went out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairtork is when you rip her ponytail and punch her face into your junk until her nose is bleeding and her brain is screaming.
He hairtorked her in the cafeteria during lunch.
She hairtorked him during math class.
He hairtorked her so hard the principal called her mom.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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