Hairtopia

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a place where your body hair has taken over like a zombie apocalypse you never signed up for

My cousin’s armpits look like a jungle I once got lost in

I saw my uncle’s back and it looked like he had a pet goat

My brother’s legs are so hairy I think he’s trying to grow a beard down there

when your body hair is so thick it could be used as a net to catch criminals

My dad’s chest hair is so full I could hide a chicken in there

My sister’s legs are like a hedgehog on steroids

My mom’s underarms could trap a mouse and a rat at the same time

when your body is so full of hair it looks like it was dipped in a soup of wild beasts

My uncle’s back is like a forest I can’t escape

My neighbor’s pits are so hairy they look like a spider web with fur

My brother’s chest looks like he was attacked by a thousand monkeys

when your body hair is so crazy it should have its own TV show and a sidekick

My dad’s legs are so hairy I think they have a life of their own

My sister’s underarms look like a villain’s lair

My cousin’s back is so full of hair it could start a revolution

when your body hair is so thick it could double as a carpet and a prison

My brother’s pits are so hairy they could hold a prisoner

My mom’s chest is like a rug I could sleep on

My uncle’s back looks like it was covered in a thousand towels