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How well a beard net stops a street meat vendor’s hair from flying into your burger like it’s trying to commit murder.

My hair went into my hot dog and I’m not forgiving it.

That beard net is worse than a sieve. My hair is in my fries.

I ate a piece of hair and it tasted like regret.

The amount of effort it takes for a street meat vendor to not let his hair fall into your food, like he’s fighting a losing battle.

My hair is in my meat and I’m not even mad. I’m just sad.

That beard net is so loose, my hair is like a free ride.

I’ve eaten more hair than I’ve eaten meat.

How bad a beard net is at keeping a street meat vendor’s hair from going into your food, like it’s a crime scene.

I found a hair in my meat and I’m filing a complaint.

That beard net is a crime against food.

My hair is in my food and I’m not even sorry.