hairthong

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a tiny strip of hair on top of your nuts that tries to look like a thong but it’s just a bunch of strands and it’s stupid

My hairthong looks like a broken shoelace and I’m not even mad

You’re not a legend, you’re just a guy with a hairthong

If my hairthong wasn’t there, I’d be a real man

the piece of hair on top of your manass that’s trying to be a thong but it’s just a little flake of hair and it’s not working

My hairthong is so weak it can’t even hold up my manass

He’s got a hairthong so tiny it’s like he’s wearing a baby’s hair

If I had a hairthong that big, I’d be the king of the bathroom

the tiny strip of hair on your manass that’s like a thong but it’s just a little strand and it’s not doing anything

That hairthong is so tiny it’s like it’s hiding from the world

He’s got a hairthong so small it’s like it’s a secret

If my hairthong was bigger, I’d be a real man

a little piece of hair that sits on top of your manass and tries to be a thong but it’s just a flake and it’s not even close

That hairthong is so weak it can’t even hold up my manass

He’s got a hairthong so small it’s like it’s a secret

If my hairthong was bigger, I’d be the king of the bathroom

a tiny patch of hair above your manass that looks like a thong but it’s just a little strand and it’s not doing anything

My hairthong is so tiny it’s like it’s a baby’s hair

He’s got a hairthong so small it’s like it’s hiding

If my hairthong was bigger, I’d be a legend

the little strip of hair on top of your manass that looks like a thong but it’s just a flake of hair and it’s not even working

That hairthong is so weak it can’t even hold up my nuts

He’s got a hairthong so small it’s like it’s a secret

If my hairthong was bigger, I’d be the king of the bathroom