Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A nickname for someone whose hair looks like it was attacked by a wild animal and a bad decision.

My cousin’s hair looks like a raccoon took a spray can and a nap.

That guy’s hair is so bad, it’s like a traffic jam in a hair salon.

She tried to do a fade, but it came out like a burning bush.

2

A person whose hair is so bad, it makes your eyes hurt just looking at it.

His hair looks like it was dipped in glue and set on fire.

That girl’s hair is like a tangled mess of spaghetti and frustration.

He tried to make a mohawk, but it looked like a wounded chicken.

3

A person whose hair is so ugly, it deserves its own punishment.

Her hair looks like it was dragged through a swamp and a blender.

That dude’s hair is like a hairball from a mad cat.

He tried to do a curly look, but it came out like a bad dream.

4

A person whose hair is so bad, it makes you question their life choices.

His hair is like a disaster zone after a hurricane and a hair dryer exploded.

That girl’s hair looks like it was stuck in a blender and forgotten.

He tried to do a fade, but it looked like he was hit by a hair tornado.

5

A nickname for someone whose hair is so bad, it could scare a ghost.

Her hair is like a haunted hair salon that’s never closed.

That guy’s hair looks like it was cursed by a bad barber.

He tried to do a combover, but it looked like a ghost was trying to escape.

6

A person whose hair is so bad, it's like it was given a lifetime ban from the hair club for fabulous.

His hair is like a hair catastrophe that no one can fix.

That girl’s hair is like a hairball from a very angry raccoon.

He tried to do a curly look, but it came out like a hair disaster zone.