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My cousin went to a hairt festival and came back with a rash and a new nickname: 'The Moldy Muncher.'

That hairt is so gross, I think they bathed in sewage.

I joined a hairt and now my hair looks like a wild animal's nest.

My brother hairted his hair for three years and now it’s like a curtain of dirt.

She hairted her hair so much, it looked like a spider web with dandruff.

He hairted his hair so long, he could use it as a net to catch fish.

That hairt in my lunch was so bad, I think it had a life of its own.

I tried to eat that hairt, and now I’m questioning my life choices.

That hairt was so moldy, it had a beard and a mustache.