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when you stroke your hair so much it feels like you're jerking off to your own reflection. Girls do this nonstop because their hair is their whole personality and they're too dumb to realize they look like a raccoon half the time.
My sister spends 45 minutes hairsturbating before going to school. I’m not even sure she knows what a hairbrush is anymore.
He was hairsturbating in the middle of the grocery store. I think he got locked out of the salon.
She did her hair so much in the car that it came out in chunks. Like a bad haircut, but worse.