Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your butt hair traps poop like a jail cell and you can’t get it out no matter how hard you push.

My butt hair is like a prison and my poop is the prisoner. I can't get him out.

I tried to poop and my hair just laughed in my face.

My poop got stuck in my hair and now I'm stuck with it.

2

Your hair is holding your poop hostage and you're stuck with a messy butt.

My hair is holding my poop hostage and I'm crying in the toilet.

I tried to poop and my hair said, 'Not today, buddy.'

My poop is being held for ransom by my butt hair.

3

Your hair is so full of poop it looks like a hairy toilet clogged up.

My hair looks like a clogged toilet and I can't poop anymore.

I’ve got so much poop in my hair it’s like a second toilet.

My hair is clogged up with poop and I’m stuck with it.

4

You’re trying to poop but your hair is like a trap and your poop is stuck.

My hair is a trap and my poop is the victim.

I tried to poop and my hair caught it like a spider catching a fly.

My poop got trapped in my hair and I can't get it out.

5

Your hair is holding your poop like it’s a prisoner and you're the jailer.

My hair is the jail and my poop is the prisoner.

I’m the jailer and my poop is the prisoner in my hair.

My poop is in jail and I can't let it go.

6

Your hair is full of poop like it's a sewer and you can't get it out.

My hair is like a sewer and my poop is flowing through it.

I tried to poop and my hair turned into a sewer.

My hair is a sewer and my poop is stuck in it.