Hairspray kisses

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When one person in a relationship puckers up and blows in the other’s face like a drunk man trying to put out a fire. It’s not love, it’s a cheap way to show off.
My boyfriend just did the hairspray kiss. I’m gonna make him eat a burrito.
My girlfriend did the hairspray kiss in front of my mom. I’m dead.
He did the hairspray kiss in the middle of a Zoom call. I quit.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A kiss that’s not really a kiss, it’s more like a face full of air from someone who thinks they’re cool. It’s the worst.
She did the hairspray kiss during my presentation. I got fired.
He did the hairspray kiss in the grocery store. I ran.
My friend did the hairspray kiss to my dog. The dog cried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone thinks they’re being sweet by blowing in your face like they’re trying to start a fire. It’s just gross.
He did the hairspray kiss in the car. I threw up.
My girlfriend did the hairspray kiss at the airport. I missed my flight.
My brother did the hairspray kiss to my cat. The cat bit him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fake kiss that’s more like a sneeze from a person who thinks they’re hot. It’s the worst kind of love.
She did the hairspray kiss in my classroom. I got in trouble.
He did the hairspray kiss at the restaurant. I left.
My mom did the hairspray kiss to my dad. They both cried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone uses their lips like a nozzle and sprays air in your face. It’s not love, it’s a curse.
My boyfriend did the hairspray kiss at the party. I left.
She did the hairspray kiss in my room. I locked the door.
He did the hairspray kiss on my dog. The dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A kiss that’s not a kiss, it’s more like someone trying to blow out a candle from a distance. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
He did the hairspray kiss in my kitchen. I got a headache.
My girlfriend did the hairspray kiss on my boss. I got fired.
My friend did the hairspray kiss in the movie theater. I yelled.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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