hairspray curl

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a fake curl that gets drenched in hairspray so much it might as well be glued on. it’s stiff, unshakable, and makes everyone around you want to scream.
my mom’s hairspray curl looks like it was dipped in a can of hairspray and then stepped on by a donkey.
my sister’s curl is so stiff it could hold up a tent.
that curl is so permanent, it’s gonna outlive me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a curl that’s been tortured with hairspray until it’s basically a hair helmet. it doesn’t move, it doesn’t care, and it’s basically a statement.
my hairspray curl looks like it’s been dipped in glue and then hit with a hammer.
my curl is so strong it could hold up a whole family.
that curl is so unmovable, it could survive a hurricane.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a curl that’s been doused in hairspray so much it might as well be a hair fortress. it won’t budge, it won’t back down, and it probably thinks it’s a superhero.
my curl is so stiff, it looks like it was made of steel.
that curl is so unshakable, it could stop a train.
my hairspray curl is so strong, it could probably wrestle a bear.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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