Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That stupid movie from 2007 where a fat kid gets famous and everyone else is just there to look good. Zac Efron looks like he’s been through hell.

"I watched Hairspray and I want to be a fat kid who gets famous." #HairsprayVibes

DM: "Did you see Hairspray? It was like a bad dream."

Text: "Why is everyone in Hairspray so pretty?"

2

That stuff you spray in your hair when the beer store is closed and you’re too drunk to think straight.

"I used hairspray to fix my hair. Now I look like a lunatic."

Text: "No beer? No problem. Hairspray is my new best friend."

DM: "Hairspray is the only thing keeping me from crying."

3

A big fat piece of crap.

"You are the hairspray of the group chat."

Text: "Why is my life like hairspray?" #Frustrated

DM: "Don’t talk to me. I’m hairspray."

4

The best Broadway show ever. It’s about race, hair, and why the 60s were the worst. Also, there’s a guy who looks like a chicken.

"Hairspray is the best show. I’m going to see it again next week."

Text: "Hairspray is like the 60s, but with more dancing."

DM: "I love Hairspray. It’s like a time machine to the 60s."

5

A can of magic that makes your hair look like it’s been to heaven. Or like you took a hit from a can of spray.

"I used hairspray and my hair is now perfect. Or maybe I just took a hit."

Text: "Hairspray is like a can of magic for my hair."

DM: "My hair is so bad. I need hairspray."

6

A weapon. A bomb. A fireball. All in one can. Spray it and watch the chaos.

"Hairspray is the only weapon I need to fight my enemies."

Text: "Hairspray = flamethrower. I’m ready for war."

DM: "I use hairspray like a bomb. It’s the best."

7

A way to tell your friend that a girl is hot. Just say she needs a little hairspray and you’re done.

"Look at that girl. She needs a little hairspray."

Text: "She’s hot. Just spray her and she’s perfect."

DM: "That girl is a 10. She just needs a little hairspray."