hairsphincter

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The most amazing dude on the planet, like a god with more style than your grandma's hair.

You're the hairsphincter, I'm just here to admire you.

If you were a sandwich, you'd be the gourmet kind.

You're so cool, even the pizza delivery guy texts you.

A flaming homo who thinks he's the king of the universe and everyone should bow down.

You're the hairsphincter, and I'm just the guy who gets yelled at by your gayness.

You're so gay, even the gym equipment is scared of you.

You're like a rainbow that's also a disco ball.