Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The place where your hair lives and your head gets judged.

My hair is a mess, but my hairspace is perfect. Everyone else is doomed.

I don’t care if my hairspace is full of dandruff. It’s my kingdom, and I rule it.

She had the best hairspace. I envied her. I still do.

2

The part of your head where your hair is and your brain is too busy to care.

My hairspace is like a jungle. No one survives it.

He had a perfect hairspace. I had a hairspace. It was a war.

She didn’t even notice my hairspace. That’s when I knew I was doomed.

3

Where your hair is, and your head is trying to escape.

My hairspace is like a prison. I’m stuck in it every day.

His hairspace was so bad, it caused a riot. I witnessed it.

I don’t know how she lives with that hairspace. I’d be dead.

4

The area on your head that your hair claims as its own, and your brain is too lazy to fight back.

My hairspace is a battlefield. I fight it every morning.

She had the smoothest hairspace. I had a hairspace that looked like a hurricane.

I don’t even know what my hairspace looks like. It’s that bad.

5

The spot on your head that your hair chooses to live in, and your brain just gives up.

My hairspace is like a cursed land. I can’t escape it.

He had the hairiest hairspace. I had the hairiest hairspace. We were rivals.

She didn’t care about her hairspace. I did. That’s why I lost.

6

The place on your head where your hair lives, and your brain just sighs.

My hairspace is like a bad relationship. I can’t leave it.

He had a hairspace so good, it made me jealous. I tried to steal it.

I had the worst hairspace. My brain just gave up on me.