Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Figuring out how much of an idiot you are based on how you cut your hair.

My hair is a straight line. I'm a straight-up idiot.

She dyed her hair pink. I swear she's a walking insult.

His hair is all over the place. He's like a broken toaster.

2

When your hair decides your personality and you let it take over your life.

I got a mohawk. Now I think I'm a rock star. I'm not. I'm just loud.

Her hair is neon green. She says it's her new mood. It's also her new problem.

He shaved his head. Now he's got nothing to hide. Or maybe he just hates his face.

3

A fancy way of saying your hair is the worst part of your personality.

His hair is a disaster. I knew he was a disaster before he even spoke.

She got a bob. Now she thinks she's cool. She's not. She's just bad at being cool.

I have a mullet. I'm not confident. I'm just loud.

4

When your hairstyle is so bad it defines your whole personality, and you're too proud to fix it.

His hair is a mess. He's a mess. He's not even trying.

She got a pixie cut. Now she thinks she's tough. She's just loud.

I got a fade. Now I think I'm a gangster. I'm not. I'm just loud.

5

The art of knowing who you are by how you choose to ruin your hair.

He got a bald spot. Now he thinks he's a legend. He's not. He's just bald.

She dyed her hair black. Now she thinks she's edgy. She's not. She's just bad at being edgy.

I got a beard. Now I think I'm a man. I'm not. I'm just loud.

6

When your hair is so bad it's like your personality has a tattoo that says 'I give up.'

His hair is a mess. He says he's creative. He's not. He's just lazy.

She got a curly wig. Now she thinks she's a diva. She's not. She's just loud.

I got a buzz cut. Now I think I'm tough. I'm not. I'm just loud.