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When your hair gets stuck in the ice like a f***ing popsicle after you take a shower and then decide to walk outside like a dumb a*** in the middle of a blizzard.
I took a shower and then went outside and my hair looked like a f***ing icicle forest.
My hair turned into a frozen mess because I was too lazy to dry it off before going outside.
I got hairsicles because I thought I was invincible and could survive the cold without a hat.