Hairshrink

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Your hair gets shorter every day like it's being eaten by a hungry dog. It's not a haircut. It's a health issue. Only the busiest bitches and outdoor warriors get this.

My hair is shorter than my patience today.

I look like I got hit by a lawnmower.

My hair is shrinking like my chances of getting promoted.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Your hair is dying. Not from stress. From daily torture. It's not a cut. It's a curse. Only people who work too much and run too much get this.

My hair is shorter than my to-do list.

I look like I ran a marathon and got my hair trimmed at the same time.

My hair is shrinking like my hope for a vacation.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Your hair is getting zapped every day like it's getting shocked by a sock. Not a haircut. A horror show. Only crazy people who work and play too much get this.

My hair is shorter than my temper.

I look like I got my hair electrocuted.

My hair is shrinking like my sanity.

by Slangipedia 12d ago