Hairship

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How much you love or hate your hair, like it's your best friend or your worst enemy

I woke up with hair like a chicken pox breakout. Hairship is dead.

My hair looks like a raccoon stole my comb. Hairship is broken.

I’ve got a hairship so strong, it could survive a hurricane and a bad dating app.

When your hair looks like it was attacked by a blender and a bad decision

My hair is a disaster. I got a haircut like it was a war zone.

I tried a new hairstyle and it looked like a traffic jam. Hairship is in crisis.

My hair looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Hairship is doomed.

When a guy has something stuck in his mustache, like a snack, a sock, or a life choice

He had a whole taco in his mustache. Hairship is a nightmare.

He tried to eat a muffin and now his mustache looks like a crime scene. Hairship is cursed.

That guy has a donut in his mustache. Hairship is a full-blown disaster.