Hairs Cut

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Getting multiple hair cuts in one go because you’re too cheap to leave and too stupid to notice you’re getting shorn to nothing.
I went in for a trim and came out looking like a chia pet.
He got a hair cut and now looks like a hedgehog with a brain injury.
She got two hair cuts and now her head is a disaster zone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You trim your hair so you can look good enough to get laid, but you still smell like a wet dog.
He trimmed his hair before the date but forgot to shower.
She got her hair cut before the prom and still looked like a raccoon.
He tried to impress her with a hair cut but forgot to brush his teeth.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Your first cut is so short it’s like you lost a bet and now you have to accept a haircut from a drunk man with a rusty pair of scissors.
His first cut was so short it looked like he had a face full of clippers.
She got a cut so short it looked like her head was on fire.
He got a cut so short it looked like he was trying to make a statement.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you shave your pubic hair so you can look like a man who just walked out of a prison and got a haircut from a sadistic prisoner.
He shaved his pubic hair and now looks like a prisoner who got beaten up.
She shaved her pubic hair and now looks like she escaped from a mental institution.
He shaved his pubic hair and now looks like he was tortured by a barber.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haircut so bad it makes you look like you got it from a drunk kid who just learned how to use clippers.
His haircut looks like a drunk kid did it with a rusty clipper.
She got a haircut that looked like a dog chewed her head.
He got a haircut so bad it looked like he got it from a prison barber.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a jealous Filipina woman cuts off your cock and balls with a straight razor while you're drunk and sleeping, because she thinks you're a cheating bastard.
He woke up with no cock and balls because his girlfriend was angry.
She cut off his cock and balls with a straight razor and fed them to him.
He got his cock and balls cut off by his ex because she found out he was a cheat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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KSI’s bald head is fake, like he’s wearing a wig, and he’s a hard-working bald man who fakes it every day.
KSI’s bald head is fake, and he wears a wig every day.
He fakes being bald to look cool, but it’s all a lie.
KSI’s bald head is fake, and he’s a bald bloke who works hard to stay fake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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