Hairricane

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A Hairricane is when a guy’s butt crack is so hairy it looks like a monster came out of his pants and started a wildfire.
My cousin sent me a pic of his butthole and said, 'This is my new look.'
My brother took a selfie and I saw a whole forest growing out of his butt.
My friend’s Hairricane was so bad, he looked like he had a squirrel in his pants.
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A Hairricane is when your head looks like it was hit by a tornado and a bunch of angry raccoons.
My hair looked like a raccoon had a party in my head.
My sister’s Hairricane was so wild, it looked like a hurricane had a meltdown.
I walked in the room and my friend said, 'Did a storm eat your head?'
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