hairport

My cousin's hairport smells like the inside of a trash can.

I saw my dog sniffing my uncle's hairport like it was a new toy.

My mom says my dad's hairport is the reason he doesn't wear socks.

My brother’s hairport is so hairy, it looks like a monster’s beard.

I don’t want to touch my sister’s hairport, it’s like touching a raccoon’s nest.

My dad’s hairport is so bad, I think it’s a crime.

My hairport looks like it was painted by a drunk monster.

I don’t know why I took a selfie with my hairport, it’s just embarrassing.

My hairport is so hairy, it’s like it’s trying to take over my face.