hairpocrisy

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when someone who yaps about staying safe during the pandemic goes to a salon like it's 2019 and gets their hair done by someone else while coughing on the stylist
A nurse rants about masks on TikTok then gets her hair dyed without a mask and yells at the stylist for not sanitizing.
A dad who posted 'Stay home, save lives' on Facebook then went to a salon and got a buzz cut while eating a burger.
A teacher who made her students wear masks got her hair done in a salon with no social distancing and yelled at the receptionist for not giving her the best chair.
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when a person who talks a big game about following rules during the pandemic then shoves their face in someone else’s face at a salon and gets their hair done like it’s a party
A mom who posted 'No one is safe if you don’t wear a mask!' then got her hair done at a salon with no mask on and yelled at the stylist for not giving her the best chair.
A guy who said 'Let’s all be safe!' then walked into a salon like it was a concert and got his hair cut while talking on his phone.
A principal who made students wear masks then got her hair done by a stylist without a mask and yelled at the receptionist for not giving her the best seat.
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when someone who’s all about being safe during the pandemic then goes to a salon and gets their hair done by someone else like they're not even contagious
A doctor who told her patients to wear masks then got her hair done in a salon without a mask and yelled at the stylist for not giving her the best chair.
A teacher who made her students wear masks then got her hair done by a stylist without a mask and told the receptionist she was 'too important for social distancing.'
A nurse who posted 'Stay safe, stay home' then got her hair done in a salon with no mask and yelled at the stylist for not giving her the best seat.
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