Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A hairpin trigger is like a trigger so sensitive it could go off if a fly sneezed on it. You can shoot faster than your buddy can say 'bitch'.

My trigger is so sensitive it went off when I blinked.

I shot three guys before they even knew I had a gun.

The trigger went off when I yawned.

2

A hairpin trigger is when your gun is so touchy it feels like it’s got a boner for the trigger. You can fire like a madman with no effort.

I shot my neighbor because my trigger was too touchy.

I fired ten rounds before I even thought about it.

My trigger fired when I said 'hello'.

3

A hairpin trigger is like a trigger so weak it could break if you looked at it wrong. You can fire like a machine with no brain.

I shot my dog because the trigger was too weak.

I fired like a robot on auto-pilot.

The trigger fired when I sneezed.

4

A hairpin trigger is like having a trigger so sensitive it feels like it’s got a crush on your finger. You can fire like a beast with no mercy.

I shot my brother because my trigger was in love with my finger.

I fired like a monster in the middle of a war.

The trigger fired when I said 'hi'.

5

A hairpin trigger is like a trigger so jumpy it could fire if you whispered. You can shoot like a god with no effort.

I shot my mom because my trigger was too jumpy.

I fired like a god in the sky.

The trigger fired when I said 'how are you?'.

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A hairpin trigger is when your gun is so eager it can't wait for you to press the trigger. You can fire like a demon with no soul.

I shot my dad because my trigger was too eager.

I fired like a demon in hell.

The trigger fired when I said 'good morning'.