Hairotomania

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When you yank your beard like it owes you money but don’t rip it off your face.
I pulled my beard so hard I thought it was going to quit.
My beard got a warning from me today.
I yanked my beard like it was my ex.
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Pulling your beard like it’s your enemy but not cutting it off.
I pulled my beard like it was my nemesis.
My beard was being harassed by my fingers.
I pulled my beard like it had done something wrong.
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When you rip your beard out but not enough to make it cry.
I pulled my beard like it was a bad date.
My beard got a little bruise from me.
I yanked my beard like it was late for work.
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