Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

slang for heroin that sounds like someone got their head shaved and then yelled at

Bro, I just did a hit of hairon and my mom thinks I'm dead.

That hairon must be strong, I feel like I'm gonna vomit.

I took hairon and my dog ran away from me.

2

the drug that makes you feel like you're getting a bad haircut and then getting yelled at by your uncle

I took hairon and my head feels like it's on fire.

Hairon is the reason I didn't go to school today.

My friend said hairon is better than pizza, and I believe him.

3

a drug that makes you feel like you've been slapped by a bald man and then told to shut up

Hairon hit me like my dad's hand on my face.

I took hairon and my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.

Hairon is the only thing I need to pass my math test.

4

a street name for heroin that makes you feel like you're being pulled by your hair and then cursed by a stranger

I took hairon and my head felt like it was about to pop.

Hairon made me so high I forgot my own name.

Hairon is the only thing that can make my brother smile.

5

a drug that feels like your hair is being pulled by a bunch of angry monkeys

Hairon is the reason I started eating bananas.

I took hairon and my friend cried like a baby.

Hairon is better than my mom's cooking.

6

a street drug that sounds like someone got a haircut and then got robbed

Hairon is the best thing since sliced bread.

I took hairon and my dog danced like it was in a movie.

Hairon is the only thing I need to win the lottery.