Hairology

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It's when you mess your hair up so bad it looks like a raccoon attacked you and then you dance like you're trying to scare a kid.
My hair looks like a tornado hit my head and my dance is just me flailing like I'm trying to escape a jail cell.
I did my hair in 30 seconds and now I'm dancing like I'm trying to prove I'm the king of the school.
My hair is a disaster and I’m doing the cha-cha like I’m about to beat someone up.
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It’s when you have no idea how to style your hair but you still try to look cool and then you dance like you’re mad at the whole world.
I used a comb like it was a sword and now I’m dancing like I just got kicked out of a party.
My hair is a mess and I’m doing the twist like I’m fighting a robot.
I did my hair in the dark and now I’m dancing like I just failed a test.
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It's when you make your hair look like a explosion and then you dance like you're trying to take over the planet.
My hair looks like I got hit by a fireball and I'm dancing like I'm the president of chaos.
I used three different hair products and now I'm doing the moonwalk like I'm about to take over the school.
My hair is a disaster and I'm dancing like I'm trying to win a war.
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It’s when you make your hair look like a monster and then you dance like you're trying to scare the whole class.
My hair looks like a monster from a horror movie and I'm doing the robot like I'm trying to scare my teacher.
I used a brush like it was a weapon and now I'm dancing like I'm trying to take over the universe.
My hair is wild and I'm doing the can-can like I'm trying to make everyone run away.
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It's when you do your hair like you're in a fight and then you dance like you're trying to win the whole school.
I did my hair like I was about to punch someone and now I'm dancing like I'm the best at everything.
My hair is a mess and I'm doing the limbo like I'm trying to prove I'm the coolest kid in school.
I used three hair products and now I'm dancing like I'm trying to win a championship.
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